1. 50 SHADES OF ANGRY BIRDS
Whip the birds, throw in some horrifying misogyny, inexplicable best-seller.
2. ANGRY BIRDS WATCHMEN
The 80s cartoon aesthetic of Transformers would be perfect for Watchmen. Right?
3. ANGRY FLAPPY BIRDS
This probably already exists. But why not make it official, Rovio?
4. ANGRY ASSASSIN’S CREED: BIRDS
One of the forty Assassin’s Creed games due in the next four months.
5. TWIN PEAKS ANGRY BIRDS
Ooooh, mares eat oats and does eat oats and Angry Birds eat ivy…