Two Point Hospital

Those who at one time managed to get acquainted with the original Theme Hospital (which today is not a problem — wishing a direct road to GOG.com or Origin), in The two Peaks from the first seconds will feel at home. No words of developers about “spiritual successor” and no stylization under plasticine animation will deceive — before us direct, almost literal remake of a game of 1997. Yes, now it looks cleaner and neater, even more sterile, Yes, as a tribute to modernity, there are several new features like the personal characteristics of the characters and filters to view the hospital, but the mechanics remains the same, even many design elements have survived, and most importantly — Hospital still captivates with its eccentric, light atmosphere. From any description lips invariably stretch into a smile, the characters pose, the girl on the loudspeaker gives sparkling ads… And what here disease! It is useless to talk about them, it is better to see and feel the subtle irony, but I note that for all its banality my favorite was “spleen” — the syndrome of Freddie mercury fan.

If for you the chief physician’s gown in a novelty, too it does not matter — to understand big work will not make. The path to the conditional “sandbox” with a full range of functions, features and, accordingly, problems is divided into a dozen stages. Each episode is a separate building in a new area with its own characteristics. So, in Northern regions it is cold, in southern it is hot — it is necessary to take care of batteries and conditioners respectively. In a rich quarter, customers literally overspend money, and beckoning to cash in on them, while in the poor will have to play in the “affordable medicine” and serve people for free, knocking out government grants. At the University you can hire only unskilled staff, but the administration is ready to pay for each employee you trained. Somewhere frequent earthquakes and eruptions, which at times flying equipment, somewhere will have to clear mountains of debris, fight epidemics or raise from the knees of someone else’s unprofitable hospital. With finances, truth, goes strange. Nominally, you are in charge of the whole Fund, so that the progress of research and the stock of krutoks (additional currency for which the interior items are opened) are common for all hospitals under your command, unlike for some reason from money-if you get into debt at the level, you will not be able to withdraw funds from other institutions, you will have to borrow from local banks.

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The criterion for the success of the hospital business is a three-star rating. To move to a new place is enough one star; the second and third are not mandatory, but give their bonuses and, of course, put forward more serious conditions. Most often, the Manager is required to cure a certain number of people, to maintain at the proper level of some of the parameters (contentment, effectiveness, etc.), as well as to do something specific for a particular level. So gradually new layers are stratified on each other, and you dig deeper into the wilds of health cute County Two Tops.

In most cases, you start with an empty building and early customers looming on the horizon. With the planned gestures you arrange a gentleman’s set of offices (registry, General practice, General diagnostics, pharmacy, toilet), seat the first administrators and medical staff, buy a couple of machines with food and drinks and then act on the situation. Although each stage has its own theme, patients can come with anything, but because in the course is the entire Arsenal of healing and pumping money. Did the trick — I moved and started a new one. Naturally, multiple repetition of the same actions quickly turns into a routine, but in itself it would not be a problem, work the mechanism as a clock — because this is the meaning of the genre. And Two Point Hospital here unexpectedly fails.

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From small — not very clear fixation of the authors on the decoration of the hospital. In the game there are a lot of items for registration of medical institutions: some are purely decorative function, others also give bonuses — accelerated diagnosis, for example. It is clear that any patient will be more pleasant to wait for the reception, sitting on a bench with a magazine in his hands, and the doctor during the break wants to fall apart on the couch in the break room and sleep in the TV. And most want to see their own clinic competently organized place with all the amenities. But the developers for some reason give the abstract “attractiveness” of such importance, which she clearly does not deserve. And this leads to the fact that for the sake of three stars for the level or the whim of some VIP-visitor spit on everything and mindlessly make cabinets and chairs, plant plants in the corridors, and the walls are completely covered with paintings. It turns ugly, but who cares if expensive-rich? Customers like – customers are drawn.

The worst thing begins with about the tenth level of the clinic, when the influx of patients increases sharply. Suddenly it turns out that the whole well-built system with the influx can not cope, and not because you foolishly placed diagnosticians in three buildings from therapists, but simply because. At one point, artificial intelligence seems to break. The thirsty nurse can persistently wander past the drinking fountains, threatening to resign from the unbearable conditions, and the patient before the doctor’s door suddenly decides to read a newspaper or run to the buffet through the hospital, although there is a number of the same. Plants wither, machines break, people get stuck in queues for years (there is a very strange countdown) and die like flies… And the most amazing thing is not losing. No matter how messed up, doctors will also go to work, and people — to give hundreds and thousands of dollars, so that, perhaps, never leave the clinic. It may, of course, all so soon and thought to once again emphasize the absurdity of Mirka Two Vertices, but if so — I admit, humor is not appreciated.

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In General, it is surprising that from the games of the last couple of years (not even limited to the taikuns — games in General), it was Two Point Hospital that gave me the coolest jump in sensations. How beautiful and funny it seemed at the fifth hour, so she managed to get sick of the thirty-fifth — and in fact for economic strategy is not God knows how long. After placing several successful hospitals, plenty mocked the hilarious lyrics and antics posabilitys pseudoplasticity men, understand that more will not be. The joke was over, the headphones have been playing their own music, and some new diseases with absurd methods of treatment are not worth the headache trying to keep up with the human chaos and twitchy at the sight of the inscription “Promote the attractiveness of the hospital.”Those who at one time managed to get acquainted with the original Theme Hospital (which today is not a problem — wishing a direct road to GOG.com or Origin), in The two Peaks from the first seconds will feel at home. No words of developers about “spiritual successor” and no stylization under plasticine animation will deceive — before us direct, almost literal remake of a game of 1997. Yes, now it looks cleaner and neater, even more sterile, Yes, as a tribute to modernity, there are several new features like the personal characteristics of the characters and filters to view the hospital, but the mechanics remains the same, even many design elements have survived, and most importantly — Hospital still captivates with its eccentric, light atmosphere. From any description lips invariably stretch into a smile, the characters pose, the girl on the loudspeaker gives sparkling ads… And what here disease! It is useless to talk about them, it is better to see and feel the subtle irony, but I note that for all its banality my favorite was “spleen” — the syndrome of Freddie mercury fan.

Картинки по запросу Two Point Hospital

If for you the chief physician’s gown in a novelty, too it does not matter — to understand big work will not make. The path to the conditional “sandbox” with a full range of functions, features and, accordingly, problems is divided into a dozen stages. Each episode is a separate building in a new area with its own characteristics. So, in Northern regions it is cold, in southern it is hot — it is necessary to take care of batteries and conditioners respectively. In a rich quarter, customers literally overspend money, and beckoning to cash in on them, while in the poor will have to play in the “affordable medicine” and serve people for free, knocking out government grants. At the University you can hire only unskilled staff, but the administration is ready to pay for each employee you trained. Somewhere frequent earthquakes and eruptions, which at times flying equipment, somewhere will have to clear mountains of debris, fight epidemics or raise from the knees of someone else’s unprofitable hospital. With finances, truth, goes strange. Nominally, you are in charge of the whole Fund, so that the progress of research and the stock of krutoks (additional currency for which the interior items are opened) are common for all hospitals under your command, unlike for some reason from money-if you get into debt at the level, you will not be able to withdraw funds from other institutions, you will have to borrow from local banks.

The criterion for the success of the hospital business is a three-star rating. To move to a new place is enough one star; the second and third are not mandatory, but give their bonuses and, of course, put forward more serious conditions. Most often, the Manager is required to cure a certain number of people, to maintain at the proper level of some of the parameters (contentment, effectiveness, etc.), as well as to do something specific for a particular level. So gradually new layers are stratified on each other, and you dig deeper into the wilds of health cute County Two Tops.

Картинки по запросу Two Point Hospital

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